Reply To: What is the best crime to commit? HOME › Forums › General Discussion › What is the best crime to commit? › Reply To: What is the best crime to commit? January 30, 2020 at 5:05 pm #21358 Chicken0meParticipant FUNK: 1,481Rank: Lion-Tailed Macaque A realistic crime you could commit that doesn’t directly effect or harm anybody would be to download pirated movies. Though if you want to do something a little different, I’ve heard from the internet that it’s illegal to put an ice cream in your back pocket in New York.