IPHONE 12 PARODY – “Twelve Too Many”

The fridge has always been a status symbol. In the early days like the 1950s just having a fridge meant you were better than everyone else. Friends would come over and you’d offer them something cold and refreshing like juice. And you’d do it in such a casual way to show that you were not exuberant about your fridge as you want to express the idea that it is just one of your menial conveniences to allude to the idea that you are even more well of than your peers than you actually are.

Then in the 70s when everyone had a fridge and it wasn’t a big deal anymore in the true spirit of oneupmanship the drink and ice dispenser came to be. Offering guests a nice cold soft drink as if to say, “Of course you have this feature on your fridge too so it’s not worth mentioning now is it?” as you hand it to them in a nonchalant manner.

Later came the Web fridge and that’s where things break down. They had nowhere to go after the dispenser so they adopted unrelated tech and implemented it.