March 19, 2020 at 7:51 am #27009Miku-NakanoParticipantFUNK: 1,503Rank: Emperor Tamarin
did you know that SAMTIME lives in Australia and likes chocolate?March 19, 2020 at 9:27 am #27013Tjeff148ParticipantFUNK: 28,167Rank: Diamond-Back Gorilla
yeahMarch 20, 2020 at 3:04 am #27063AdrianaModeratorFUNKY KINGFUNK: 22,505Rank: Diamond-Back Gorilla
You guys know too much.March 20, 2020 at 4:25 am #27071
he lives in funkytown, sambabway and he has a catMarch 21, 2020 at 2:22 am #27106Tjeff148ParticipantFUNK: 28,167Rank: Diamond-Back Gorilla
quite interestingDecember 18, 2020 at 2:06 am #45279
His middle name is “Alan”December 18, 2020 at 7:37 pm #45290Kalle69ParticipantFUNK: 15,518Rank: Diamond-Back Gorilla
He uses a blackberryFebruary 9, 2021 at 8:30 am #46289
Samtime facts. OK, just convert Chuck Norris facts to Sam:
Sam is so popular even your imaginary friends subscribe to his channel
Sam is such a good marksman he’s recruited to train storm troopers in a galaxy far far away
Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. Sam is trained to pick up Kiti’s poop.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top. Sam turned in a blank page with only his name at the top for an essay starting with “What is defiance”. He got an A+ with 3 weeks detention.February 10, 2021 at 11:01 pm #46316Phxantom16ParticipantFUNK: 2,509Rank: Classy Baboon
Apple secretly watch Sam’s videos to get design helpFebruary 11, 2021 at 4:56 am #46326Phxantom16ParticipantFUNK: 2,509Rank: Classy Baboon
Sam’s middle name is AlanFebruary 12, 2021 at 10:22 pm #46357
Yes. Apple would secretly watch Sam to get new innovation ideas because they’ve got none of their own. Speaking of which, I’m looking forward to the iMug 12 Pro. It hasn’t been released yet. About time I’d reckon. It’s the same as the other one but costs more.February 12, 2021 at 10:37 pm #46359
I live in Melbourne and I know the area. If he picked up his Fallout 76 helmet in Pakenham and thought they were a bit rough down there and filmed at Cannibal Hill down the road near Gumbaya Park He definitely lives in the area.
If I may digress, Sam thinks he’s a hipster but a real hipster believes that they are the Ancients in Stargate and have achieved ascendance they are so full of themselves. They are that smug.
No. Sam is more down to Earth. He’s a Bogan Hipster. In other words he aspires to be a smug prick but can’t follow through selling his soul to the devil so “Youtube special” will have to do.
What has this to do with his location? Well, a real Bogan would live in Pakenham, Cranbourne or Narre Warren. (Narre Warren is an old aboriginal word for urban sprawl). That leaves Berwick.
Berwick was once a trendy little place on the outskirts of Melbourne until suburbia caught up with it some 25 years ago. And given it’s trendy status Berwick grew because all of the Bogan hipsters wanted to live in a trendy suburb. Berwick got so big they also made another suburb called Berwick South for the late comers. It is the most inclusive exclusive suburb in Australia. It has extended half way to Antarctica as we speak.
So in conclusion, there’s every chance he lives in Berwick South.February 13, 2021 at 7:58 am #46375
I already said thatFebruary 13, 2021 at 5:20 pm #46380
Bye the way, isn’t his middle name Alan?
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