Did My Bitcoin Just Halve? – SONG

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LYRICS

My BitCoin just halved today
Well, pretty much

It makes me very sad today
I feel it, in my crotch
Oh!

When the Bitcoin price gets swinging
That’s when I get to singing
Not one of my doubling raps
This time ‘round it’s holy crap

They say they might ban it in Korea
Compare the price from last year
And it’s only up 14 hundred percent

(Not worth it really)

I was gonna buy a house with my Bitcoin
Now it looks like it might not be happening
At least not for a couple of months

I did not foresee
This volatility
In my cryptocurrency
But I should’ve

So it can go down
As well as go up?

I’m pretty sure this music’s from “The Sims”
When I designed my dream house
With infinite Samoleons

Press Control Alt C and Shift
And type in “klapaucius”
Or “rosebud” for infinite cash
It would depend on your expansion pack

Getting money was so easy
What Bitcoin was meant to be
In real life
Not quite
No

But maybe we should look on the bright side
It might be a great time buy
Everyone get into bitcoin
While crashing and burning
And might end up being worth nothing

This isn’t financial advice
It’s my little insight
I bought it at 3 hunge ($300)
Even if it halves again
I’ve still won but

I don’t want to be just
A little-bit-rich
I wanna be mega-rich
Mega-rich
Mega-rich

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