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February 9, 2021 at 8:30 am #46289
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    Samtime facts. OK, just convert Chuck Norris facts to Sam:

    Sam is so popular even your imaginary friends subscribe to his channel

    Sam is such a good marksman he’s recruited to train storm troopers in a galaxy far far away

    Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. Sam is trained to pick up Kiti’s poop.

    When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top. Sam turned in a blank page with only his name at the top for an essay starting with “What is defiance”. He got an A+ with 3 weeks detention.

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