PS3 GETS SLENDER!!! …sort of

PlayStation 3 gets SLENDER!!!!… By that I mean, it’s getting slimmer than before. Why, what were you thinking?

Also, Sony take your DNA and NEW SLENDER GAME “THE ARRIVAL” in development!!!

THIS WEEK’S HEADLINES
PS3 SLENDERER
http://www.nizulo.com/2012/09/the-new-anorexic-ps3-comes-packed-with-goodies/

SONY WANTS YOUR DNA

SCE Patent Plans to Track Your DNA, Fingerprints, Voice Pattern, Iris, Face

SLENDER: THE ARRIVAL
http://www.slenderarrival.com

FANCY CRABS F*** UP

Watch SLENDER MAN SCARES SAMTIME [Part 1]
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