Titanfall Alpha Gameplay Leaked!! – SAMTIME NEWS
EA has learned that internet people don’t care too much about Non-Disclosure Agreements and have leaked a ton of Titanfall Alp...
Weird Mars Rock Appears Out of Nowhere! NASA Stumped!!
A mysterious doughnut-shaped rock, the likes that NASA have never seen, has materialised on the Martian surface with no explanation....
Man Delivers Mountain of Crap to French Parliament! – NEWSFLASH!
‘Who ordered the truck-load of manure? Hmm… the front of French Parliament seems like a good place to put it!’ FUN...
NEWSFLASH! Kitten’s Break into Prisons & Net Neutrality Concerns!!
A cute litter of Kittens have broken into a Maximum Security Prison in the US. Is it to avoid the big Telecommunication Companies fr...
NEWSFLASH! Group Drinks Cow Pee Medicine!
A group of ultra-orthodox hindu’s have taken to the ancient tangy ritual of drinking cow urine as a cure-all medicine!! YUM! F...
Stream PS3 Games With PlayStation Now!! – SAMTIME NEWS
You can play PS3 Games on your vita! on your tablet! on your phone! and thus most importantly, on your toilet! FUNKY TIME SHIRTS!! h...
NEWSFLASH! New Asteroid Heading For Earth!!
Sweet Jesus NASA’s discovered an asteroid heading straight for Earth!!… well, within 300,000 miles of it. …and in...
NEWSFLASH! Woman Pulls Gun Out Vagina & Another Sells Poo Cake
Adding new meaning to ‘concealed-carry’, Jennifer McCarthy is locked and loaded and asks if you’re feeling lucky,...
NEWSFLASH! Real Bigfoot Captured & Naked Guy Gets Stuck in Washing Machine
An American hunter claims to have shot and killed a real Big Foot and has the body to prove it! FUNKY TIME SHIRTS!! http://samtimene...
Rodman Sings Happy Birthday to Kim Jong Un – NEWSFLASH!
While Rodman is serenades Kim Jong Un and shoots hoops in North Korea, director Michael Bay chokes and leaves the stage at the Consu...