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Sheesh. This rabbit hole has been quiet for a while. I got an email. Thought I’d check it out. What Sam has to do is have his own Survivor series to win an Island, a 1 minute to spend $1 million challenge, last to lift your hand off $1 million challenge, a $1 million hide and seek challenge and of course, dig wells in Africa for poor people and get called a racist for making their corrupt government look bad.

That’s all he has to do.

Ok, wait. I’ll stop being silly with that Mr Beast stuff. Ok.
A tech challenge:

A challenge to find the current location of Shia LaBeouf and replace his rainbow flag with a MAGA flag.

No wait. For real this time.

A tech challenge to make the wackiest online game and win some sponsor product. I think some people already have some practice with this.

If I could build games, I reckon it’s time for Duke Nukem to make a comeback. He gets thawed out from the 90s, coz that’s what happened to Capt. America, Demolition man, Austin Powers, it’s a thing OK.

And he takes on an army of Woke Zombies burning down a city for some reason who come at him with trumped up charges of fascism, racism, misogyny etc etc to justify their fascism, racism and miss-ogyny against him so he goes on an epic and most satisfying rampage of death and destruction.

 

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I sound like a broken record but the comedy has to mesh with news/current affairs. I don’t wanna know about Blackberry unless it’s a file drop from Hillary Clinton’s phone. There is a YT channel I subbed to not long ago and next thing u know it hit a million b4 NYE. “The Why Files”. Their success is RESEARCH mixed with the same tounge in cheek comedy of Sam but with a different style. I loved their “Who built the moon” video.

I mean there’s tons of subject matter on tech to go forever. I just found out Google owns Waze and here I was thinking I was off the grid in a community providing updates for Google and I wasn’t getting paid! But I don’t want to watch the main stream plug on Wall Street Journal channel as in the link below, I want Sam’s pitch with a title like, “What if Google bought Waze, Oh wait, they did” or “What if Elon bought Waze?” and sacked all the dead wood with a few good tips like in settings to stop Maps directing you to the nearest toll way at every opportunity regardless of how stupid it is just to charge you about a month’s worth of Samtime patreon fees to save 1 minute travel? There’s plenty to put the boots into at every turn while presenting tech which is Sam’s trademark.

Just do some goddam research on that fast Romanian internet. They may not have flushing toilets but the internet kills it compared to Australia. Sometimes when driving outta town my maps can’t tell me where I am it’s that bad here!

https://youtu.be/k47dttcoQS4

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He could have gotten big but the politically correct trending algorithms probably didn’t like his tounge in cheek shots at Apple. His tounge in cheek humour is his best humour though so catch 22. Even now I don’t get notifications and am late to the party when I have to manually look up Samtime. I logged in here and it’s quiet. Was going to suggest some sort of “Please Explain” reference shorts he could make about the tech universe which is huge from gaming to whatever so if someone looked up “best maps” Sam would have a short on YT or Odysee for Google maps vs Nearmaps vs Nationalmaps or vs in my case “Garmin basemaps” or “Gaia GPS” which I will get if I pay for a “Trailforks” membership (Probably won’t). Doesn’t need to be in depth, just an intro and a few tounge in cheek jokes. Could do one a day easy and post 1 minute shorts. E.g. Need to know about phone OS options other than Android and Apple, a quik short that introduces them briefly would pull views. Can’t get too in depth or it becomes work and if you aren’t interested in that tech it gets laborious. Just an intro is all that is needed. Everyone is interested in an intro because it caters to curiosity, not education. He hates research anyway so win win. Research is easy just scratching the surface. It’s already done. Just look up something like this:

https://itsfoss.com/open-source-alternatives-android/

Or music players. Or calculators. Or a wrap of photo apps ( I use ImageMeter a lot). But if Jeremy Clarkson can draw a penis on a Tesla console screen I say Sam tech us subversively how to photoshop our dick picks by extending a photo of a Blue Origin space ship.

In fact I joined Samtime to keep me in touch with all of the tech stuff going on so I don’t pigeon hole myself. I think the first vid I saw was about net nuetrality with tounge in cheek jokes at the height of his powers. Then came the Youtube advertising apocalypse where content creator income was destroyed followed by cenorship in Europe for wrong speak or memes if I recall. Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts.

Anyway, I’m not happy if I see yet another notch or Blackberry video especially while FTX collapsed and Twitter got bought by Elon. Those subjects could be for his longer videos but comical tech shorts enmass are what I recommend to enjoyably keep up to date with the interzones.

Anyway, screw Trailforks. Dont need the pro-map extras. Hitting the mountain bike track tommorrow with the free version.

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This crowdfunded all in one powerhouse computer board runs Ubuntu so I am interested. I assume it slots into any desktop. Dunno. Not my thing. Here’s the link. Lemme know please:

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The transformation over 8 to 9 years of my “bubby” from KFC junkie to hot to mass monster. She’s so huge now people think she’s on the juice or a bakla. I think she’s amazing.

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Quality Funkytime is to come here and post your silly internet moments. Below is my serious astronomical debate in the comments of a serious science channel about probing Uranus.

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