Skills
Soldier
100%
Best Quote
Son...If it's got Tits or Wheels, It's going to cost you money.
Son...If it's got Tits or Wheels, It's going to cost you money.
Description
A character that puts himself in the middle of many historic moments including a stint in the Middle East, while not really trying to win the heat of his childhood sweetheart Mainly because he never had one he’s a simple man with a low Tolerance for stupid.
Through the magic of special effects finds himself meeting weird & odd figures ranging from NALA. whilst not searching for his true love he finds a (you’ve just lost the game) ha ha. He’s thought about running across country but his real goal is to Never win but to partake Because in life. He has taken several wrong turns So fuck you Charlie Sheen.
He Knows strangers apparently called Family They wake up everyday just to annoy him & unknowing of where or how they got there or even came to the sandy little but holes.
Conspiracy’s bore him as do most things, he has One best Friend (only friend) so leads a very hectic social life.
He begrudgingly must band together to thwart the Idiots, escape the YouTube, Complete Tinder and survive.