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  • February 6, 2020 at 2:06 am #22561
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      Got any funny dad jokes?

      February 6, 2020 at 5:48 am #22588
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        A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes.

        I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

        “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

        February 10, 2020 at 6:05 pm #23100
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          How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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