Nah Nah Nah worries. I’m assuming no one here has assets. So here’s what you do. I remember a time when I came back to Straya and a friend who leased my house subleased to his friends who gave him a nervous breakdown so he left and his friends stayed. It came down to death threats but I was quite comfortable sleeping in the rafters with pillows in the shape of a person sleeping waiting for them to show up after I locked them out.
But you know what. I miss them and their answer to oppressive government. They owned nothing. What could the government take off them? Nothing. They were petty criminals and jail cost too much too. Perfect. They drove unregistered cars worth $200, chucked parking tickets away, and my favourite was opening debt collection letters in my mail for years later addressed to my house (some worth over $20,000) from their various scams to my great amusement. And I realised no totalitarian regime can touch these guys. These are the same type of guys that Fidel Castro exported to the US when the US opened their boarders to Cubans in the 70s. (Scarface was an awesome movie). So, just go referral, you can’t lose.. It’s the only thing you can do. As for me, I’m looking for offshore accounts.