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I propose we slow the earth’s rotation by 0.000663562% to make a year exactly 365 days for more precision, then transfer to Kermit frog time. This can be achieved by the drag caused by tides which are created by the Moon’s gravitational pull. By adjusting the Moon’s orbit with nukes, over time 365 days can be achieved by which time more nukes could speed up the Moon’s orbit again The only problem is quantum physics. Drag by tides should result in a decaying orbit until the Moon crashes to Earth, however it has been measured to be increasing it’s orbit radius by 15cm per year. Tidal drag should also result in slowing earth’s rotation speed anyway regardless of nukes (which solve every problem). So ultimately the Moon isn’t crashing to earth and the earth isn’t slowing down but they aren’t thus proving we are living in a matrix where the laws of physics are ambiguous. I think this is a cyber prison. That’s my best guess anyway. One day we’ll invent a cyber prison for criminals which means they’ll be in a matrix within a matrix. Or maybe even a matrix within a matrix within a matrix like the movie “Inception” did with dreams. All I know is that I don’t deserve to be here. I didn’t do whatever it was that got me here. I’m innocent! Why am I surrounded by assholes?
OK. Back to work now. Cool down Kelvin. It’s alright.