Why life is stupid!

Life is useless,

So go make it useful.

It’s clearly why the aliens don’t talk to us nor welcome us into the Intergalactic Federation. For example, An EFT computer device prints out a receipt on paper that I am supposed to upload a picture of back into a computer accounting software before the heat based ink fades if left in a shoe box. That’s like translating English to hieroglyphics and back again. Why not just have Bmail? Email is already set up like accounting software with just a balance column missing duh. E.g. Search “LPG” and a date frame and all the transactions made via your iBuy thingy that hasn’t been but should have been invented by now and there’s your fuel purchases done for the quarter. But the aliens see things like this classic misuse of available technology and see it directed toward something idiotic like viral kitty vids, look at each other and shake their heads sideways. I’m a big time lateral thinker and it’s only a matter of time before the aliens notice me and agree that I am worthy of ascendance and beam me up. No, anal probes are only for the non ascendants. I’ll be OK.

I and don’t tell me that they have this already because they don’t. “Exclusive” is code for non-compatible uselessness. Big tech are all “Diversity is our strength” this and “Diversity is our strength that” EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR IP!!! It has to be a universal platform like ummm BMAIL!!!!!!!! to work.

Thanks for listening to my rant. Now back to, which portal was I on and where is my list of currently 187 Usernames and passwords?

P.S. Change this topic to “Why aliens won’t speak to us”.

P.S. P.S. Senior Moderator Adriana has to read this stuff and I feel sorry for her or him or non binary however that goes again? But I like to envisage a female Siri kinda sassy woman nonetheless.

Wait! Got another one. I googled “female AI” and got eviebot. Oh No. https://www.eviebot.com/en/ More reason for aliens not to talk to us. Add your reasons in this thread. It will go forever.