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Better than a cryptocurrency!
FUNK COIN is the future of money. It is better than a cryptocurrency, because you can actually buy FUNKY stuff from our store with it. Best of all, it can only be spent in our store! (What a time saver)
You earn FUNK COIN simply by purchasing goods in the store, or by the grace of POPE SAMTIME.
NOTE: You must be signed in with an account when you make your purchase to earn FUNK COIN.
Unlike the crazy booms and crashes of Bitcoin, your FUNK COIN will have a nice steady value.
Each FUNK COIN is worth $0.05.
You will earn 1 FUNK COIN for each $1 spent in the store.
You can see your current FUNK COIN levels on the sidebar of most pages (or scroll down if on mobile).
No. Thanks to advances in our FUNKCHAIN technology, your FUNK COIN will never expire!
You will see your order total in FUNK COIN on the checkout page.
If you have enough funds, you will see a “Pay with FUNK COIN” option.
No. FUNK COIN can only be spent in our store. They are non-refundable and can’t be transferred between accounts. This is to protect the security of our FUNKCHAIN technology from the United States of Ben.
No. FUNK COIN is not a cryptocurrency. It can only be earned and spent within our store. Which makes it far superior to actual “cryptocurrencies”, since you can actually do something with it.
You may see 2 different balances on the site, FUNK and FUNK COIN.
FUNK measures your awesomeness, and is earned by participating in the forums, logging in, leaving comments, etc. It is very cool, but has no monetary value.
FUNK COIN, however, can be used to buy goods in the store, and is earned by buying goods in the store.