I’m going for the opposite end of the spectrum. In fact I believe I have already achieved my desired status as Wise Douc. But I shall endeavour to maintain it and fend off all opposition. Now, what was I doing when I received this notification? Something important. Hmmmmmm? De-fragmenting my C drive? Nup. Deburring my sock draw? Nup. Ahh. That’s it. Deleting Covid-19 virtue signalling safety emails from various businesses. See ya and good luck with this rank thingy thing.