Forget it! I’ve had a better idea. I’ll cut it open and insert 250 grams of chocolate in there, protected by a sheet of baking paper, then close it up by melting the top together. Afterwards, I’ll sneak it into a safe buried underground with the only thing remaining off of it being the coordinates of where it is. Then, I’ll create a game called “Find the ‘Choco-platinum'” (You can message me some suggestions if you have better ones) where loads of users around the world must follow clues from other people trying to find the egg so they themselves can crack it open, eat the chocolate, and return the egg back.
For this to work, I will also need to create collectible cards that, along with many other things, will make it so they get closer and closer to the answer. I’ll post back when I’m done.