January 29, 2020 at 11:54 am #20936
Rank: Lion-Tailed Macaque
Here’s 5 dad jokes for ya
- I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
- Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
- This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there
- You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
- 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.